A/N: This is a story I thought up last year, but couldn't seem to get around to writing before December had come and gone. This year I'm prepared, because even Eden Advance needs a little holiday cheer! Enjoy and Happy Holidays! Thanks to FCB Allison, as always, for the constant prodding in the right direction. With a taser.

I own nada. No characters, no songs, no original plot devices. But I've been told I've got moxie.