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DROOL THE MAGIC GRENDLER
By
Anubis

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Timeline: Time Unknown
Author's E-Mail: anubis@lump.mindwell.com

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Drool the Magic Grendler

Oooh, I couldn't resist this one...

Drool the Magic Grendler
Lived in a cave
He unearthed old Broderick O'Neill
From a cold and early grave
Drool the Magic Grendler
Was nice, but smelled real bad
He won our hearts and loved our blood
And he stole every fork we had!

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Okay, so that wasn't spectacular. But bear in mind that it's now past midnight, and I'm still up reading my e-mail. And the only song I ever heard about Puff the Magic Dragon was the one everyone made up around here when Puff the Magic Dragon, a ride at Lagoon, killed a little 6yr old. So I'm allowed to suck in the song department... =)

Anubis

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