Okay, everyone. A.j.'s back a little older and a little wiser, but no where near less nuts. (HI ALL!! ::WAVE::) This is a response to a request Claire Campana (HI CLAIRE!!) made last summer. YES, I'm late, but as a wonderful woman named Paula once stated, "Don't look a gift-horse in the mouth. She bites." Also, remember how whacked Julia was when Alonzo came and "rescued" her? Needless to say, she's still whack-ed out on drugs in this story. Curious? Keep reading.

DISCLAIMER: Wow, I haven't done this in a long time. Hmm.. .Where to begin. Howzabout "Because Amblin, NBC, etc. are such boners they don't deserve the right to owning such cool people?" That might get me acquainted with a lawyer a liiiiittle too quickly. Um, "He reached for her heaving bosom." Wait, wrong book. AH! "I DON'T OWN THEM, NOR DO I CLAIM TO, so there." That's better.

WARNING!! R RATING!!! LANGUAGE IS NOT OUR FRIEND HERE!!! I was a little too frequent with the language on this one. I used the F word (gasp) a bit, but I felt it was in character at the time. As for a little set-up, this happens somewhere between "Enemy Within" and "Redemption." I really tried writing an Alonzo/Julia piece, but this little piece of weird-dom came out instead. I'm a psycho, what can I say?

Oh, this can be archived anywhere anyone wants to put it. Once it leaves my computer, I just really don't care. ~a:)